Mookie was drinking a banana milkshake at breakfast. Banana, milk, smidgen of chocolate sauce–blend–highly recommended by Mookie and her mommy (I’m not big on liquid fruit, personally).
(She takes a sip, holds it in, and swishes it around so that her mouth sounds like a dishwasher.)
Me: Your food slurping around in your mouth is a sound I really don’t want to hear . . .
Mookie: I’m just chewing my drink!